Solving problems

¿Quien no ha leido esos correos donde nos ponen a los ingenieros como malditos enfermos “matematicos”? pues yo hoy encontre que la neta es que los ingenieros nacimos para resolver problemas… ¿como los resolvemos? He aqui la respuesta, cortesia de un colega ingeniero…
Por aquello de que no se entienda lo que dice el ingeniero… si le dan click en “Continua leyendo el resto…” pueden ver el transcript del video: (Fuente: TF2 Wiki)

“Meet the Engineer” video Transcript:
[“Meet the Engineer” text appears]
[Cut to the Engineer sitting on his toolbox and playing ‘Someone Else’s Song’ by Wilco on his guitar]
Engineer: “Hey look buddy, I’m an engineer, that means I solve problems. [A gunshot ricochets off the truck near the Engineer, he ignores it] “Not problems like ‘What is beauty?’, because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.”
[Two more gunshots ricochet off the truck, close to the Engineer’s head, he glances briefly at the bullet holes]
Engineer: “I solve practical problems.”
[The Engineer takes a bottle of beer from a nearby crate and swigs it as the level 1 Sentry gun near him swivels round and shoots the unseen Heavy]
[The Engineer puts down beer and continues to play. His kill counter goes up from 209 to 210]
Engineer: “Fr’instance…”
[The camera shows a BLU Soldier in the background trying to sneak past the Engineer]
Engineer: “…How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?”
[The Sentry gun notices and kills the Soldier]
[Kill counter: 210-211]
Engineer: “The answer…”
[Level 2 Sentry gun fires and kills a Scout]
[Kill counter: 211-212]
Engineer: “…is a gun. And if that don’t work, [level 3 Sentry gun fires rockets] use more gun.”
[The Engineer stops playing. A large explosion is heard and the Engineer grins happily]
Unseen Attacker: “My arm!”
[A severed hand lands in front of the Engineer, who continues playing. The level 1 Sentry gun targets the hand]
[Kill counter: 212-213]
Engineer: “Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ‘ol number designed by me, [the Engineer kicks the hand, which is shot out of the air by the level 1 Sentry gun] built by me, [the level one sentry gun shoots yet another attacker] [kill counter: 213-214] and you’d best hope…not pointed at you.”
[The camera zooms out from the Engineer as his sentries continue to devastate the attackers. It is revealed that the Engineers truck is crammed full of BLU Intelligence]
[Various screams]
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]


La ardilla es amante del manga/anime, videojuegos, gadgets, Linux OS y demas cosas tecnologicas... tambien le agradan los deportes extremos y la fotografia :P Actualmente esta planeando la conquista mundial desde Japon.

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